The anointed one has come to save us

Newport News police recruiting car should be ghetto-fab

Well, this story has gone national (www.fark.com).
For the purposes of this story, it's delectably ironic that Newport News has a crime rate on par with Baltimore and Detroit; both cities vying to be champions of how many homicides they can open up their Six O'Clock P.M. news reports with.
Cool car - what it really needs to be even more tragically hip is a big, no, GIANT "757" featured somewhere onboard for all the bling-urbanites to see. You see, 757 is our area code and area codes are badges of honor for urban poets such as myself. Oh, never mind!

http://hamptonroads.com/2008/07/newport-news-police-recruiting-car-wins-award-design

Control Your Screaming Brat

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1032529/Vicar-orders-year-old-church-talking-parents-wedding.html?ITO=1490

It's about time that somebody stood up to a screaming Brat-osaurus and his OBLIV-IDIOT parents that have no place at a wedding. I hope the pendulum of common sense swings back to tight reign in my lifetime.

Oops, the parents are the bride & groom???

Anyway, bravo, bravo, bravo to the vicar.