07 September 2008

CHANGE: Example of my weekend accomplishments


Cagey JG - changing America one question at a time.


Dear Gatorade:


I am sad to report that Gatorade is NOT in me.


I've fiercely scoured every 7-11, etc., in Virginia Beach and I can't find Fierce Melon anywhere.


Please airdrop a crate of Fierce Melon to my home and feature me in your next commercial.


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To whom it may concern:


What is the comic significance of "Bluto" Blutarsky's "COLLEGE" t-shirt? I intuitively find it funny, but can't articulate why.


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Glad I'm getting so much done this weekend! Working for you, accomplishing REAL CHANGE.

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