24 March 2008

What a novel robber!

Crystal Ball's job validated - too late

Video Shows Man Hypnotizing Cashier Then Stealing Cash

24 MAR 08


From: Crystal Ball

To: Cobra Human Resources Dept.

Subj: Letter of Resignation

Being the single most unappreciated Cobra - I quit. I mean, what - with a PhD and all, eight years of barely scraping by on a crappy stand-up comic routine and no love from the Baroness, well I'm moving on to bigger and better! It's the limelight for me, baby! I'm going for where the REAL money is. Screw you, Cobra Commander!


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