Crystal Ball's job validated - too late
Video Shows Man Hypnotizing Cashier Then Stealing Cash
24 MAR 08
From: Crystal Ball
To: Cobra Human Resources Dept.
Subj: Letter of Resignation
Being the single most unappreciated Cobra - I quit. I mean, what - with a PhD and all, eight years of barely scraping by on a crappy stand-up comic routine and no love from the Baroness, well I'm moving on to bigger and better! It's the limelight for me, baby! I'm going for where the REAL money is. Screw you, Cobra Commander!