20 July 2008

Newport News police recruiting car should be ghetto-fab

Well, this story has gone national (www.fark.com).
For the purposes of this story, it's delectably ironic that Newport News has a crime rate on par with Baltimore and Detroit; both cities vying to be champions of how many homicides they can open up their Six O'Clock P.M. news reports with.
Cool car - what it really needs to be even more tragically hip is a big, no, GIANT "757" featured somewhere onboard for all the bling-urbanites to see. You see, 757 is our area code and area codes are badges of honor for urban poets such as myself. Oh, never mind!

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