A song by King Missile, modified by the power of Fark

I thought this lyrical poem was just terrific!  Kind of evokes Shel Silverstein, no?

So then I got this idea
about driving a little debbie truck,
'Cause I figured at the end of the day,
I could take some of
the leftover snackcakes home
And I love snackcake.
So I went to the little debbie company
And they asked me
if I could drive a truck
And I said "yes"
And they said "You're hired!"

So the next day
I got in the truck with all
the snackcakes
And I drove about a block
and I just had to have a snackcake
So I pulled over and opened the truck
And I got a snackcake
And I also took another one for later
And I took one to bring home
And I took one for my friend Farm boy,
And by that time I had
Eaten one of the snackcakes
so I took another one.

Then I figured I might as well
stop at my house
To drop off all the snackcakes
So I take five cakes
to eat on the way
And i drive another block
and a half to my house.
Now it's lunchtime
so I eat ten snackcakes
And a snackcake for dessert.
I should point out by the way
That all of these snackcakes were very delicious.
Anyway I decided
that the only thing to do
Would be to eat all the rest
of the snackcakes
And hide the truck somewhere
And leave town.
And I miss everybody a lot
But I'm not really sorry,
'Cause they were
very delicious snackcakes.