I'm back with a new summer project!

Crop circles were SO 2011.  This year I give you my Tron-inspired lawn, which is an '80s checkerboard wannabe.  Researching the appropriate design factors for the actual checkerboard.  Need some kind of bizarro steamroller/zamboni attachment I'm not sure I want to attach to Chessie (my lawnmower).  I do however plan to get my first chainsaw.  That should make for some truly superior hedge trimming!