Crop circles were SO 2011. This year I give you my Tron-inspired lawn, which is an '80s checkerboard wannabe. Researching the appropriate design factors for the actual checkerboard. Need some kind of bizarro steamroller/zamboni attachment I'm not sure I want to attach to Chessie (my lawnmower). I do however plan to get my first chainsaw. That should make for some truly superior hedge trimming!